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satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
trashfemme: eatyourpaisley: people are so quick to assume that all fat people hate being fat. and i mean, obviously there are fat people who hate being fat. but nobody ever stops and asks if those people actually hate being fat because of the way their body looks and feels, or if they hate being fat because of how terribly people treat them solely based on the size of their body. this 100%
princeowl: princeowl: can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now this post would have been a hit in 2010
robinthicke: I NEED MORE KANDI PLZ OMG What would you want Hun?
damngruchy: supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82
lesbianathogwarts: asianpredator: domodisciple: asianpredator: itsdeepforhappypeople: strangeharpy: edgebug: sprightlyvigilante: the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this novel. Sounds like...
Why Society Still Needs Feminism Because to men, a key is a device to open...– Caitlin O’Donnell, Drake University. (via on-another-note)
So today my mom and I were shopping and we found...
imperialdalek: ayehchai: invaderphantom0104: I WANT EVERY SINGLE FEMALE WHOVIAN TO REBLOG THIS TO SHOW MY MOM THAT DOCTOR WHO IS FOR GIRLS AND BOYS. C’mon! Let’s show her the power of the female Whovians!!! :D I JUST READ IT AND REALISED THAT I’M NOT A WOMAN BUT GIRLS SHOULD (already) WATCH THE SHOW TOO.
therule-breaker: princass: life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better
monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep
princessbunni: missmaceymouse: walk up in the club like what up I’VE GOT A DREAM omg
neonblogfreak: pop-lock-and-dropthepj: I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures
plurred-vision: danapolis: jessiray: durbikins: The year is 2002. You want some sweet techno music. You search “techno” in LimeWire. All 482 files found are “Sandstorm” by Darude just labeled as “techno song”. This is possibly the most 2002 thing I’ve ever read. 230 of those files were actually bill clinton telling you he did not have sex with that woman ^^^^ Accuracy level over...
ourfaultingstars: i dont think people understand how lonely i am on facebook like everyone hates me seriosly How can you hate that I want her to be my new best friend omfg.